Comedy Short Stories

10 Reasons Why Sugar Is Good

  1. Sugar fills your blood and makes you hyper.
  2. Sugar goes well with half a grapefruit.
  3. Sugar is good to snort, other than the nose bleeds.
  4. Sugar is good in cookies.
  5. Sugar is good in coffee with a touch of creamer.
  6. Sugar on wheat cereal and milk is delicious.
  7. Sugar packets are awesome for leveling tables at small diners.
  8. Sugar spoonful's as a booster to wake up in the morning is better than energy drinks.
  9. Sugar without brushing your teeth makes the Dentist happy!
  10. Sugar on sugar on white sugary icing on top of a cupcake is good for breakfast.