Comedy Short Stories
I eat it on bacon.
I consume it on bread.
I absorb it into my blood stream from under my tongue.
I drink it with my Metamucil in the mornings.
I mix it with peanut butter and deep fry it for dinner.
I sprinkle it in my wintergreen chew.
I use it to wash my hair in the mornings.
I use it to help the grass grow in the spring.
I gave it to the cats because I ran out of cat nip.
I sold it to a dude on a street corner for a hundred bucks.
I use it to leave a trail when I transverse mazes.
I went to the local aquarium and fed the fishes.
I work with a woman that has body odor and use it under my nose to kill the smell.
~ And lastly ~
I put a ton of All-Spice on the hill in my backyard and went sledding.